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• Bolt Demands The Constitution Be Rewritten In White Ink

  By theunozblog on 19/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating Sky News Australia host Andrew Bolt has demanded that the Australian Constitution be rewritten in white ink. ”It is so divisive to have white paper with black ink, and who decided that the ink was black, not white?”… Read More ›

• Joyce Tells Senator Thorpe To Respect Strip Club Etiquette

  By theunozblog on 18/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition’s Shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has condemned Senator Lidia Thorpe after she was banned for life from a Melbourne strip club, with the Member for New England telling Senator Thorpe that she needs to respect strip… Read More ›

• Ukraine President Zelensky Asks Albo For Cars From Mad Max  

  By theunozblog on 14/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Ukrainian government has sent a formal request to Australia to send over all the cars from Mad Max to help it win the war against Russia. “The Bushmaster is a fine military vehicle but if we really want to… Read More ›

• NASA Announce First Fake Moon Landing In Fifty Years 

  By theunozblog on 13/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The world’s conspiracy nutbags are abuzz with excitement after US space agency NASA announced it would be faking its first moon landing since the early 1970s. “Back when we first faked the moon landing we did it with a computing… Read More ›

• Dutton’s Plan To Unite The Country By Destroying The Coalition Coming Along Nicely

  By theunozblog on 12/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader (for now) Peter Dutton’s plan to unite the country by destroying the Coalition is coming along nicely. With news today that his shadow immigration and indigenous affairs Minister Julian Lesser was standing down over the party’ position on… Read More ›

• Australia’s Gas Shortage To Be Solved By Mining Sky News After Dark Crew

  By theunozblog on 11/04/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The Albanese Government has come up with the novel solution of solving Australia’s gas shortage by selling the mining rights to niche news network Sky News After Dark ”The gas reserves coming out of Paul Murray’s show alone is enough… Read More ›

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