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• Cock And Balls Given Own Box On Ballot Sheet

  By theunaustralianblog on 23/03/2023 • ( 5 )

  

  The Australian Electoral Commission has confirmed that busy voters wishing to draw a picture of a cock and balls on their ballot paper will be given an option of ticking a box next to a pre drawn cock and balls…. Read More ›

• Greens Call For A Ban On The Election Day Sausage Sizzle

  By theunozblog on 22/03/2023 • ( 1 )

  

  The Australian Greens have today called for the immediate banning of the traditional Election Day sausage sizzle, declaring that it is highly insensitive to vegetarians and that the phallic nature of the sausage is intimidating to female voters. “For too… Read More ›

• NSW Liberals File A Missing Persons Report For Peter Dutton

  By theunozblog on 21/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  With the NSW election on Saturday worried NSW Liberal party members have filed a missing persons report after federal opposition leader Peter Dutton has not been seen in the State since the election was called. ”Albo’s been everywhere with Minns,… Read More ›

• Melbourne Voted Most Livable City For Nazi’s

  By theunozblog on 20/03/2023 • ( 1 )

  

  The Victorian capital of Melbourne has this week been named the World’s most livable city for Nazi’s. The news came as footage went around the World of a group of Nazi’s being chaperoned in front or Parliament house by the… Read More ›

• Fitzsimons Soothes Tearful SMH Journo’s Following Their Encounter With Keating

  By theunozblog on 16/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  The SMH’s pompous blowhard at large Peter Fitzsimons has rushed to the Herald’s office to soothe and calm the paper’s journalists following their encounter with former Prime Minister Paul Keating. ”Was good of Pete to come in as Bevan really… Read More ›

• Rising Sea Levels Place Alice Springs As Favoured Location For New Sub’s

  By theunozblog on 15/03/2023 • ( 0 )

  

  With news yesterday of Australia’s submarine purchase speculation is now mounting on where they will be housed, with Alice Springs firming as a likely location despite currently being land locked. ”At this stage Alice Springs is indeed inaccessible by boat… Read More ›

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