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• Sky News Australia Shocked Their Viewers, All 6 Of Them Didn’t Swing The Election To The Republicans

  By theunozblog on 10/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia was left stunned today following the Republican parties poor election results as the network believed that their viewers, all 6 of them would swing the vote to the GOP’s favour. ”We didn’t see this… Read More ›

• Dutton Calls On Australians To Throw Their Kids Overboard In Honour Of Peter Reith

  By theunozblog on 09/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon Australians to pay tribute to the late Defence Minister Peter Reith’s legacy by throwing their children overboard. ”Peter gave so much to his country and left such an inspirational… Read More ›

• Abbott Calls On Australia To Move Away From The Metric System

  By theunozblog on 08/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Australian Prime Minister (yep, really) Tony Abbott has called on the Government to move away from the metric system, claiming that it is confusing for those over the age of 55. ”We’ve given this so called system a chance… Read More ›

• Herald Sun Exclusive: Dan Andrews Linked To JFK’s Assassination

  By theunozblog on 07/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Liberal parties leading propaganda piece The Herald Sun has today alleged that Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has links to former American President John F Kennedy’s assassination. The alleged links come despite Premier Andrews having been born in 1972, a… Read More ›

• Tenants Urged To Start Go Fund Me Accounts For Struggling Landlords

  By theunozblog on 03/11/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Landlord’s Association has called on all Tenants currently in a rental to start up a Go Fund Me account to raise funds for the Nation’s Landlords adversely effected by today’s rate rise. ”Today is such a dark day… Read More ›

• Please, Gamble Irresponsibly: Aussies reminded of tax revenue ahead of Melbourne Cup

  By theunozblog on 01/11/2022 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s 3,798 online gambling companies have today, ahead of the Melbourne Cup, reminded Australians to gamble irresponsibly. In a move to ensure they maximise expenditure from once-a-year punters, the companies are enforcing a direct and stern message. “The last thing… Read More ›

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