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• Fred Nile In Talks To Star In Weekend At Bernie’s 3

  By theunozblog on 19/10/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW ultra conservative politician Fred Nile has decided to leave politics to pursue his love of acting and is in talks to star in the upcoming movie Weekend at Bernie’s 3, with Fred tipped to play Bernie’s stunt double. ”We’re… Read More ›

• World Leaders Stunned To Learn That ScoMo Has Appointed Himself As Their New Warm Up Act

  By theunozblog on 18/10/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  World Leaders signed up to the same speaking agency as former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison were stunned to learn that the former PM had appointed himself as their warm up act. ”There is nothing harder… Read More ›

• ScoMo Announces Launch Of His New Only Fans Site

  By theunozblog on 17/10/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former minister for health/industry/innovation/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced the launch of his newest side hustle, an only fans site. ”I’m very excited to be getting more of myself out into the World,” said Scotty from marketing…. Read More ›

• ScoMo Condemns New Tourism Mascot Ruby Roo, Asks Why They’re Not Wearing A Bikini

  By theunozblog on 12/10/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Minister for health/industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has condemned Australia’s new tourism mascot Ruby Roo, with the former PM incensed that the kangaroo was not wearing a bikini. ”I don’t know what those clowns at Tourism… Read More ›

• Dutton Defends Ordering Gold Spinner Rims For Australia’s Tanks

  By theunozblog on 11/10/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Prime Minister (yep, really) the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has defended his record as Defence Minister, claiming that Australia needed tanks with gold spinning rims. ”I will not sit by and have my record besmirched by the Labor party,… Read More ›

• NSW Premier Relying on Dodgy Public Transport To Keep Him In A Job

  By theunozblog on 10/10/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Interim NSW Premier Dominick Perrotet has told colleagues that he is relying on the State’s dodgy public transport system to keep him in power. With the thinking being that people can’t vote if they can’t travel. ”It’s a bold strategy… Read More ›

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