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• Senator Malcolm Roberts Denies Existence Of Daylight Savings

  By theunozblog on 04/10/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Queensland Senator Malcolm Roberts has issued a press release denying the existence of daylight savings and calling on those supporting this ‘dangerous ideology’ to cease. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts spoke of his concerns, saying: “This is dangerous talk,… Read More ›

• ScoMo To Leave Parliament And Join The Try Guys

  By theunozblog on 29/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s former Minister for Health/Innovation/Industry/Finance and part-time Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has told colleagues that he will be leaving Parliament to join the YouTube group The Try Guys. ”What a great opportunity it will be for Jen and the girls… Read More ›

• Q&A Disappointed Grand Wizard Unavailable; Settles For Alan Jones Instead

  By theunozblog on 28/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Low rating ABC show Q&A hosted by Stan Grant was disappointed this week after the Grand Wizard of the KKK was unavailable to appear on the show. Instead, they had to settle for local bore Alan Jones. ”We were very… Read More ›

• Dutton Tells 4 Corners Producers He’ll Release Their Loved Ones Once He Sees The Ratings

  By theunozblog on 27/09/2022 • ( 1 )

  

  Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has told the producers of ABC’s 4 Corners that he will release their loved ones from captivity the moment he sees the ratings for last night’s show. ”It won’t be too long now… Read More ›

• ABC’s 4 Corners To Profile Opposition Leader Lord Voldemort

  By theunozblog on 26/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The ABC will tonight air a deep dive into Australian Opposition leader, the Dark Lord Peter Dutton on their flagship A Current Affairs program, 4 Corners. ”Tonight we are hoping to find out what’s really behind the man, who’s allegedly… Read More ›

• Dutton Blames Low Polling On No Carb Diets

  By theunozblog on 21/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has blamed his terribly low polling results on the rise of the low-carb diet. ”The Australian people don’t know what’s good for them,” declared the Dark Lord. ”They’re all Albo this and… Read More ›

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