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• Fixated Persons Unit Investigate Sky News Over Meghan Markle

  By theunozblog on 20/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Fixated Persons Unit has announced that they will be investigating niche news network Sky News Australia over the stations ongoing obsession with Meghan Markle. ”We understand that Meghan is in the public eye so news stories about her are… Read More ›

• ScoMo Sad That He Won’t Be Able To Take A Selfie With The Queen’s Coffin

  By theunozblog on 19/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former minister for health/Industry/finance and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has spoken of his sadness that he was unable to get to London to take a selfie with the Queen’s coffin. ”Scott was very sad that he was no longer… Read More ›

• Coalition Says No To ICAC As The Price Of Lettuce Is Too High

  By theunozblog on 16/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Dark Lord led Coalition has come out strongly against a proposed Federal ICAC due to the high price of lettuce. ”It’s all well and good for Mr Albanese to come out and want to set up this and that… Read More ›

• Perrotet Tells Unions Keep It Up And HE’ll Bring The Transport Minister Back From Holidays

  By theunozblog on 15/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  The Premier of NSW (for now) Dominic Perrotet has warned the Rail Union to ease up on industrial action or he will be forced to bring back the Transport Minister from his European holiday. ”To the Unions I say this,… Read More ›

• Sky News Celebrates Record Ratings, Thanks All 3 New Viewers

  By theunozblog on 14/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Niche news network Sky News Australia has issued a press release to announce record high levels of ratings following their round the clock coverage of condemning Meghan Markle. ”What an achievement to gain a whole new 3 viewers,” said a… Read More ›

• Desperate TV Stations Resort To Interviewing People Named Liz

  By theunozblog on 13/09/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Desperate TV stations on Day 5 of their 24/7 Queen coverage have resorted to interviewing people named Elizabeth in a desperate attempt to fill time. ”There’s only so much time you can devote to stories about the corgis or what… Read More ›

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