The Great Barrier Reef has officially been re-named the Crappy Barrier Reef after the worst coral bleaching event on record has left the formerly colourful natural wonder looking whiter than the cast of Home and Away. “This is going to be… Read More ›
The world is facing a climate emergency after figures released by security listening agency Echelon revealed that in February people used the phrase “How about this heat” a record 1.5% times above the average. “Our scanning of intercepted phone conversations,… Read More ›
Climate change scientists have announced that global warming has been reversed due to the brave actions of the world’s motel owners in insisting that guests only leave towels that they want to be cleaned on the floor of the bathroom…. Read More ›
The world’s climate scientists have responded to the release of a major new report by collectively resolving to spend the rest of their time, before global warming-induced eco-holocaust renders human civilisation unsustainable, getting really, really drunk. “We’ve just gotten sick… Read More ›
Canadian Prime Minister and star of Instagram Justin Trudeau has asked his country’s ambassador to Australia to convey to the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he is a little freaked out over Mr Turnbull liking all of his photos on… Read More ›
Former Governor of California and Shakespearean actor Arnold Schwarzenegger has offered to personally kill global warming in an epic one-on-one battle. “I’m tired of these geo-meteorological girly scientists who are trying to defeat the greenhouse effect with data and expert… Read More ›
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