A weary Internet has checked itself in for double knee replacement surgery after another heavy week of standing up for people killed and maimed in acts of violence. “I’ve been up and down like a bride’s nightie and my knees… Read More ›
Twitter Threatens To Improve Service With Comic Sans Font
Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has issued a harrowing threat to consumers amid falling share prices, warning that in a continued effort to improve the Twitter experience, the company will change the font of their messages to Comic Sans. Comic Sans… Read More ›
Man With No Liberal-Voting Friends Still Posting Daily Statuses Urging Friends Not To Vote Liberal
A 31-year-old sociology tutor has spent the past four weeks-plus posting daily Facebook statuses urging each and every one of his 387 Facebook friends to “under no circumstances” vote Liberal in the July 2 federal elections — despite having absolutely no Liberal voting… Read More ›
Trump Thinkpiece Bursts Out Of Chest Of Internet Commentator
Friends of amateur blogger Jason Blather are in shock after witnessing a thinkpiece explaining the rise of Donald Trump violently eat its way out of his chest. “Jason was quietly enjoying a soy latte when he suddenly went into convulsions,”… Read More ›
Justin Trudeau Freaked Out Over Malcolm Turnbull Liking All His Facebook Pictures
Canadian Prime Minister and star of Instagram Justin Trudeau has asked his country’s ambassador to Australia to convey to the Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he is a little freaked out over Mr Turnbull liking all of his photos on… Read More ›
Targeted Facebook Ads Tells Wanker What His Friends Are Too Polite To Say
A soulless algorithm determining what ads are best suited to him based upon his Facebook profile has managed to inform a Kirrawee man that he is turning into a complete and utter wanker, something his closest friends have been too… Read More ›
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