Fresh off the back of leading the Coalition away from a conscience, Prime Minister Tony Abbott has refused to rule out people’s right to be able to marry a lump of coal. In a press conference after yesterday’s Coalition party… Read More ›
Marriage Equality
Same-Sex Marriage Opponent Actually Just Hates Weddings
Rory McPharlin, moderator of the Facebook group “Defend Traditional Marriage!”, has admitted that, actually, he just really, really hates weddings. “Some of my best friends are gay,” the 36-year-old McPharlin told The (Un)Australian, insisting his stance was different from the Christian fundamentalism… Read More ›
God Punishes Australians Wanting Marriage Equality With Plague of Eric Abetzes
The almighty supreme being God has seen fit to punish the Australian population for even considering the issue of gay marriage by smiting the country with a plague of Eric Abetzes. “Take that you heathens”, said God as he rained… Read More ›
Facebook Group of Homophobic Rainbow Enthusiasts Doubly Offended
A Facebook group of homophobic rainbow enthusiasts are up in arms over the rainbow filter trend and are claiming to be twice as offended as regular homophobes. Homophobes the world over are experiencing high levels of anxiety and stress as a direct result… Read More ›
Joe Hockey’s Wife Threatens To Sell Her Canberra Home Should Laws Be Changed
Federal Treasurer Joe Hockey’s wife, Melissa Babbage has today announced that should parliament change the laws that allow politicians to stay in their spouses homes in Canberra whilst paying rent to the spouse, then she will sell her Canberra home… Read More ›
Unhappy Couple Vow To Use Same Sex Marriage As Pretext For Desperately Wanted Divorce
A religious couple who are deeply unhappy in their marriage, but concerned about the stigma associated with divorce, have vowed to divorce in protest if same sex marriage is legalised. Nick Jensen and his wife Sarah were married 10 years ago… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 