Gerard Styles, a 22 year old barista from trendy East-Riverton, NSW, has allayed concerns from his non-vegan friends about where they should go for dinner by assuring his companions that he knows a restaurant that sells “the best corn”. Mr… Read More ›
With the closure of Revesby takeaway chicken shop Clucky Country, the Australian Chamber of Commerce has confirmed that every small shop in the country is now devoted to supplying Thai massages. “I though that there might be enough of a… Read More ›
Betting on this year’s prestigious World’s Biggest Hypocrite Award, known popularly as “the Bono”, has been suspended after a huge plunge on the entire Abbott government was followed by an even larger plunge on the Labor Opposition. Bet369.com spokesperson Mick Dodgey said bookmakers… Read More ›
Australia’s Ambassador to America and former Opposition leader Kim ‘Bomber’ Beazley has held a celebration at his Washington residence in honour of the 800 year anniversary of the TV show Magnum PI, which starred Tom Selleck. When contacted by The… Read More ›
On Monday, the Abbott government announced it finally had completed its 800-year review into the Magna Carta and decided that its emphasis on “the rule of law” was “no longer relevant or in touch with modern Australian values”. As parliaments… Read More ›
After the week from hell for Joe Hockey and the Abbott government, and questions regarding whether the government paid people smugglers over $40,000 to turn back the boats, the Government today turned the tables by announcing a new well paid job… Read More ›
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