Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has arrived home from Japan to tell all his mates and colleagues about all the weird things that he saw over there, including a vending machine that dispenses worn women’s underwear.

“I must say it was a very productive and at times eye opening trip to Japan,” said Prime Minister Scotty. “I thought all the different types of Kit Kats that I saw over there would be the weirdest thing I encountered.”

“Then I saw the vending machine. Boy, I tell you if I had have brought Barnaby or Christian Porter along I would have had to make sure that I was stocked up with plenty of cash.”

When asked what other achievements or deals he managed to secure on his trip, the PM said: “As I said the trip was very productive. I got to sample many different types of Kit Kats as well as a pineapple flavoured Fanta. What will they think of next.”

“I also managed to visit a local McDonalds store and let me tell you, thankfully it was no Engadine.”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me I’m off to a photo shoot with Jen and the girls, so I can be pictured with them welcoming me back.”

Mark Williamson

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