The Opposition’s shadow minister for home affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has called upon the Prime Minister to think of his children and raise the pay for politicians.

”Times are tough, and it’s time for Albo to get out of his inner city, craft beer swilling bubble and think of my children,” said the member for New England. ”Poor beggars, we had to cut off Disney + last week, as I needed another slab.”

”You seen how much cartons of piss are going for these days. Brings a tear to the eye.”

When asked why politicians should be paid more at the expense of the unemployed and pensioners, the member for New England said: ”Well, we have more overheads than most. I mean, I can’t rock up to parliament is my stubbies and volleys.”

”Trust me, I’ve tried.”

”Anyway, gotta head off, today’s the day after Valentine’s day, great chance to pick up some cheap flowers and chocs for the missus. That ought to get me a root.”

”I like those odds.”

Mark Williamson

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