The Liberal party has put word out that should their leader Peter Dutton lose the upcoming Fadden by-election, then they will replace him with a pot plant.
”Dutts knows that he needs to pull something out of the bag,” said a Liberal party insider. ”He was pretty calm knowing that there was nobody in the wings.”
”I mean Angus or Sussssssan, please, but now that we have a pot plant, well.”
When asked if the party seriously thought that a pot plant would be a better leader than Peter Dutton, the Liberal party insider said: ”Yes.”
”I mean have you seen Dutton’s polling?”
”The pot plant would definitely give us an environmental edge over Labor and even the Greens.”
”We will have to run it past the minerals council to be sure that they’re cool with this, they’ve been lobbying for a piece of yellow cake uranium to lead.”
”Anyway, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and apologise to Angus Taylor for confusing him with the pot plant.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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