Australia’s unofficial Government in exile, News Corp, has taken on the task of re-polishing the turd that is Scott Morrison.
”After Albo beat Scott, err, ScoMo, at the last election we thought Dutton was our man,” said a News Corp Insider. ”But, holy heck, he’s about as popular as a screaming baby on a flight to London.”
”Now, we’ve got to go back and have another look at ScoMo, hopefully he can keep us in the game till Hastie is ready to stand up.”
When asked why they felt that Morrison after being thumped at the last election would be palatable to the Australian people, the News Corp Insider said: ”People will buy what we’re selling. Heck, people watch Andrew Bolt, Peta Credlin and Paul Murray don’t they.”
”Besides, people can’t afford to not vote for ScoMo, well at least that’s what we’ll tell them.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go and photoshop some pictures of Scott saving some puppies from being strangled by Peter Dutton.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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