Opposition leader, Peter Dutton, was left fuming yesterday after an Australian journalist dared to ask him when his much feted nuclear policy would be released. After the Dark Lord promised to release the details over 12 weeks ago.
”The journalists in this country need to learn that when I speak they listen and report accurately what I say,” seethed the Dark Lord. ”How dare they question me, how dare they!”
”The only question they should be asking is how high, when I tell them to jump.”
When asked why he was so sensitive to criticism and attacked when ever questioned, the Dark Lord said: ”Such an inner city elite type question, you people need to sit under the Ray Hadley learning tree.”
”Ray knows how to interview, he’s smooth, subtle and with such a gentle touch for a big man.”
”Sorry, thinking of a Ray Hadley interview has got me a little excited I need to go and find a puppy to strangle in an effort to calm down.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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