The Opposition’s shadow spokesperson for home and foreign affairs, Barnaby Joyce, has told colleagues of his interest in getting together a working group to explore sex based rorts and the NDIS.
”If there is rorting going on then I want to be involved, err, I mean in looking into it and potentially stopping it,” said the member for New England. ”As for sex based rorts, tell me, who has more knowledge in this area than me?”
”I’ve spent my life looking into sex based rorts, don’t believe me ask one of my families.”
When asked why the Opposition didn’t look into the widespread corruption that was happening in the NDIS whilst they were in Government, the member for New England said: ”Sometimes it’s better to look into the tent than out of it.”
”Besides, we were busy, I mean I had a lot going on, what with my divorce, my wedding, trying to flog the exclusive interview for cash, busy times.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve arranged to meet a respected sex rorts expert in Fyshwick Canberra to do some research. You remember George Christensen don’t you?”
Mark Williamson
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