Australian opposition leader and aspiring Trump Cosplayer, Donald Dutton, has promised the country that he will do his best to make Australia white again.”
”Anthony Albanese has a lot of hide,” said the Opposition leader. ”I mean, how dare he bring in the wrong type of refugee in to this country.”
”Any Government I lead will only let in the white type of refugees.”
When asked why he was so defensive to being labelled a racist due to his policies and beliefs, the Opposition leader said: ”The Government and those wimpy Teals need to stop picking on me.”
”I was sadly born with a disability in that I have a glass jaw.”
”Sure, I can dish out insults with the best of them, but if you return serve then I risk having my glass jaw shattered.
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s almost question time and I need to save my voice in order to shout down and heckle the female speakers.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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