Australia’s leading numerologist and as it stands interim leader of the Liberal party, Sussan Ley, has thrown her hat into the ring to become full-time leader by telling colleagues that she will make the party great again by adding an extra L to the Lliberals.
”It’s fair to say last weekend was a big L for the Coalition, but, going forward I call on my colleagues to embrace the L and appoint me as leader of the Lliberal party, said Susssan Ley. ”I mean what are the alternatives, Angus Taylor, I mean seriously, Angus?”
”We may as well concede the next election now.”
When asked what her vision is for the Liberal party, the member for Farrer said: ”I have a dream, that we will lead a Nation that looks out for all the Gina’s, Rupert’s and dare I hope Clive’s.”
”A country where it doesn’t matter if you’re worth one hundred million or even a billion you are treated with the respect that you deserve.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to hit the phones and start lobbying for the job, first call G Rinehart Perth.”
Mark Williamson
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