National party leader (for now), David Littleproud, has told journalists that his party won’t be rejoining the Coalition until lead petrol is flowing freely in the bowsers of petrol stations around the country.

”Australian’s are sick to death of not being able to fill up their utes or trucks with leaded petrol,” said the interim Nationals leader. ”I mean fair suck of the sav, what the hell is E10, where’s my lead?”

”Heck, if lead is good enough for pencils then why not petrol.”

When asked how he seriously expected to hold the Government to account and potentially win the next election with a split Coalition, Mr Littleproud said: ”The people want to go back to better times. Times when leaded petrol was flowing, you could have a dart whilst doing the shopping and our opinions were relevant.”

”The good old days, let’s take Australia back.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to meet with Barnaby, he said he has some knives to show me.”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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