ABC management have held an all-staff meeting today to remind staff that the Coalition didn’t in fact win the last two elections and thus the Anthony Albanese led Labor party is in Government.

”We thought that the Coalition were the ones running the show,” said an ABC Spokesperson. ”I mean turn on any of our shows and all you’ll see are Coalition Spokespeople.”

”Heck, I think Senator Paterson is actually living in our Melbourne studio.”

When asked why the ABC seemingly gave more coverage to the Coalition than Labor, the ABC Spokesperson said: ”Well they have more time on their hands and are seemingly always available.”

”Plus they all do their own hair and make up, well except for Peter Dutton, he was a bit of a diva.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to interview someone regarding the Middle-east, who’s the shadow foreign minister again?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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