The Australian newspaper, a favourite amongst boomers, has announced plans to rebrand to The Daily Trump Gazette, in a move that it hopes will increase it’s presence online and reflect on what the paper is reporting on.
”Look, we sell bugger all copies as is, so we may as well go with a new name,” said a Spokesperson for the paper. ”Not like Rupert will be around forever and Lachlan may not want to fund us when he’s gone.”
”As The Daily Trump Gazette it gives us a chance to get some of that sweet online cash that’s floating around.”
When asked why the paper seemed to use every Trump proclamation as a chance to attack the Albanese Government, the Spokesperson for The Australian said: ”Albo’s got a a huge majority, do you think he cares what we have to say?”
”Besides, we have Simon Benson on staff, you think he can criticise the Libs then go home and play happy families with Bridget?”
”Anyway, who cares, we exist to rile up the boomers, and as they are now at risk of dying off we need to attract the next bunch of loons, the MAGA people.’
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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