North Korea have called on the United Nations to take urgent action against Australia, as they are fearful that the land down under may be about to unleash a never before seen chemical weapon in the form of a Mark Latham sex tape.
”If this tape were ever to see the light of day it would lead to horrific poisoning of the masses,” said a North Korean Official. ”How could a country come up with something so twisted and vile.”
”Where’s the humanity?”
When reached for comment on the existence of a sex tape featuring himself, Mark Latham said: ”Hasn’t technology come a long way?”
”I mean these days you can check the footy scores, send off a few abusive tweets and film yourself all whilst on the job, so to speak.”
”All those wimps and wowsers who have a problem with this can kiss my butt.”
”As for those who want to see a copy I’ll be hosting a viewing party at Parliament house, Friday at 3, BYO sick bag.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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