The party of attention seeking racists, otherwise known as One Nation, have unsurprisingly chosen the opening of parliament to do something racist, by turning their backs on the acknowledgement of country.

”After the election Labor doesn’t really need us to pass legislation so we are now kind of irrelevant,” said former Boggo road resident Pauline Hanson. ”You can only go on Sky News and say you’ve had a gutful so many times before people stop listening.”

”So, we decided to work on some new material by boycotting the welcome to country.”

When asked why the party didn’t try to bring about positive change to parliament rather than the negative hate they are currently bringing, former prisoner Hanson said: ”Please explain?” Hate is my brand, that’s what I do.”

”People didn’t vote for me because I was all sunshine and lollipops they voted for me because I hate a lot of people.”

”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Barnaby Joyce’s opening day of parliament cocktail mixer. A great way to get into the swing of things.”

Mark Williamson

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