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• Dutton Sends Bandt A Basket Of Dead Puppies To Say Thanks For Covering As Opposition Leader

  By theunozblog on 14/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Holidaying Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has sent Greens leader Adam Bandt a gift basket of dead puppies as a thank you after the Greens leader stepped in as Opposition leader over the past week. ”It’s always nice… Read More ›

• ICAC Forced To Flog Ministers With Soggy Cabbage Amidst Lettuce Prices

  By theunozblog on 13/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW’s ICAC has announced today that due to the rising price of lettuce that they will switch to flogging Ministers found guilty with warm cabbage for the foreseeable future. ”I appreciate ICAC making the switch from lettuce to cabbage,” said… Read More ›

• Bank Of Mum And Dad Raise Interest To Three Phone Calls Home A Month

  By theunozblog on 12/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  In Finance news today an Inner West couple has been rocked after the bank of Mum and Dad raised Interest from two to three phone calls home a month. ”Times are tough and my Wife and I aren’t getting any… Read More ›

• Dutton Sends Colleagues Holiday Snaps Of Him Shooting A Puppy

  By theunozblog on 11/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton who is currently holidaying in America has sent his colleagues video footage of him shooting a puppy. ”America is a great place and full of opportunity,” said the Dark Lord. ”Previously I have… Read More ›

• ScoMo Blasts Albo Over Taking Too Long To Stage Any Flood Zone Photo Shoots

  By theunozblog on 07/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  Former PM Scott Morrison has blasted the current PM Anthony Albanese over the delays flood victims have faced in being involved in any staged photo shoots with any politicians. ”I know that there’s a lot of work to be done… Read More ›

• Tearful Baristas Admit It’s Been International Roast™ All Along

  By theunaustralianblog on 06/07/2022 • ( 0 )

  

  All coffee served in Australia’s hipster cafes has been International Roast™ the whole time, confessed the nations baristas in a tear soaked press conference yesterday. “The Belizian Misty Mountain, the Los Pelotas Kilimanjaro Cascara, even the one that allegedly has… Read More ›

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