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• Christian Porter Is The Best Minister That Money Can Buy Declares PM

  By theunozblog on 17/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has come out strongly in defence of the Minister for Industry and Innovation Christian Porter, declaring that Mr Porter is the best Minister that money can buy in his cabinet. ”I’ve got a lot… Read More ›

• PM Declares New Submarines Will Be Paid For By A Blind Trust

  By theunozblog on 16/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for by a blind trust to be administered by the alleged Minister for Industry Christian Porter. ”How good is… Read More ›

• Porter Claims That His Legal Defence ”Fell Off The Back Of A Truck”

  By theunozblog on 15/09/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Alleged Member of Parliament Christian Porter has updated the Parliamentary Register of Interests to declare that the costs of his recent defamation case against the ABC ”fell off the back of a truck.” ”What can I say? I was walking… Read More ›

• ScoMo Thanks His Creepy Mate For Offering The Girls A Horsey Ride

  By theunozblog on 14/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has thanked his creepy mate the Member for Dawson for his generous offer of a horsey ride for each of the PM’s girls next time they are in Canberra. ”George is a very generous… Read More ›

• PM Tells Jen And The Girls They’ll Head To The Goldy In A Few Weeks When The Heat Dies Down

  By theunozblog on 10/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has had to delay his upcoming weekend away to the Gold Coast with the family until the heat dies down a bit from last weekends Father’s dash from Canberra to Sydney and back. ”The… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Cabinet “It’s Not A Lie If You Believe It”

  By theunozblog on 09/09/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s PM Scotty-from-Hillsong’s marketing department has responded to accusations that he is a liar by declaring that “It is not a lie, if you believe it.” ”Scotty is convinced that he’s not a liar,” said a Government insider. ”At first,… Read More ›

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