Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has thanked his creepy mate the Member for Dawson for his generous offer of a horsey ride for each of the PM’s girls next time they are in Canberra.
”George is a very generous bloke, and I don’t know what it is about him lately but he’s really into horsey rides,” said the Prime Minister. ”Last week at the party meeting Georgy Boy was on all fours, neighing and begging for a salt lick.”
”Barnaby almost passed out laughing.”
When asked why he didn’t call out the Member for Dawson for his promotion of disproven treatments for Covid, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”You people are hard to please. One minute you’re all like where’s our vaccines and why are you off on holiday again.”
”Then the next you are all why is the Member for Dawson taking horse pills?”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to head on down to Pet Barn and grab old mate George a new bridle.”
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