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• ScoMo And His Creepy Mate Spend The Week Building A Pillow Fort

  By theunozblog on 18/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson have spent the week in the Lodge working on a pillow fort to pass time during Canberra’s lockdown. ”Lockdown can get a little lonely without Jen… Read More ›

• Matt Canavan Demands That Coal Miners Be Allowed To March On ANZAC Day

  By theunozblog on 17/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Nationals Senator and known Cos play enthusiast Matt Canavan has called on the Government (of which he is a part of) to change the rules to allow coal miners to march on ANZAC Day. ”Sure, the ANZAC’s did a bit… Read More ›

• Locked Down Sydney Residents Still Unaware Of Existence Of Something Called “Instant Coffee”

  By theunozblog on 16/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Millions of Sydney residents braved lockdown restrictions yesterday to lumber down to their favourite café to pick up a cup of coffee, still blissfully unaware that something called “instant coffee” was invented decades ago. “I’ve had to mill around in… Read More ›

• Sydney Lockdown Forces The PM To Recast Jen And The Girls

  By theunozblog on 16/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins. ”The PM loves his wife and… Read More ›

• ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That Lockdowns Don’t Apply To Sovereign Citizens Like Himself

  By theunozblog on 13/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been told by his creepy mate the member for Dawson that lockdowns like what Canberra is about to endure don’t apply to sovereign citizens. ”The Coalition is a broad church, with many,… Read More ›

• School Lockdowns Lead To Entire Generation Of Kids Unable To Play The Triangle

  By theunozblog on 12/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia is facing a bleak future after it was revealed that due to covid lock downs an entire generation of children will be growing up unable to play the triangle, finger paint or know the rules of “heads down thumbs… Read More ›

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