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• ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Shows Him The Dick And Balls That He Drew On His Census Paper

  By theunozblog on 11/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been caught on camera admiring a dick and balls drawn on a census paper by his creepy mate George Christensen in the halls of parliament house. ”I’m not really an art guy but… Read More ›

• Barnaby Begs Gladys To Allow Armidale A Swingers Bubble

  By theunozblog on 10/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has begged the NSW Premier to urgently allow for a swingers bubble to be a part of the Armidale lockdown of which Mr Joyce is currently enduring. ”Gladys needs… Read More ›

• ScoMo To Promise All Australians $301 If They Vote For His Government

  By theunozblog on 09/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his colleagues to not worry too much about low polling numbers as once he rolls out his $301 a vote election campaign, things will improve. ”Polls go up and down we all… Read More ›

• ScoMo Calls Abbott To Ask Him For George Pell’s Number

  By theunozblog on 06/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a call to India to ask former PM Tony Abbott if he can slip him George Pell’s number. ”The PM is always on the look out for religious figures who he feels… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Jen That His Creepy Mate George Can’t Wear A Mask As It Itches His Chin

  By theunozblog on 05/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin. ”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to… Read More ›

• ScoMo Scoffs At Labor’s $300 For A Jab, Claiming He’d Need 2 McKenzies Just To Administer It

  By theunozblog on 04/08/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has scoffed at Labor’s proposal to reward those that come forward for a vaccination jab be with $300 cash, claiming he’d need 2 Bridget McKenzies and the world’s largest spreadsheet to administer it. ”The… Read More ›

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