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• PM Assures Jen And The Girls That His Creepy Mate Is Not That Bad Of A Bloke

  By theunozblog on 26/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Prime Minister has spent the weekend assuring his wife Jen and their girls that his work mate, George Christensen is not that bad of a bloke. Despite the Member for Dawson encouraging and participating in the weekends anti-lockdown rallies…. Read More ›

• Dude Who Turned Up To Work 2 Days Out Of 5 Really Looking Forward To The Weekend

  By theunozblog on 23/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been telling colleagues how much he’s looking forward to the weekend, after a grueling week which saw the PM have to rock up to work 2 consecutive days in a row. ”Scott has… Read More ›

• Conservatives Demand Jumping To Conclusions Be Included In The Olympics

  By theunozblog on 22/07/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Australian conservatives are leading a campaign to demand that the Queensland Olympics scheduled for 2032 include the sport of Jumping to Conclusions. The campaign is being lead by conservative commentator Miranda Devine, an expert in the field, and has strong… Read More ›

• Australia’s Daggy Dads Demand Scott Morrison Stop Appropriating Their Culture

  By theunozblog on 22/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The head of Australia’s largest Daggy Dad lobby group has called for the Prime Minister to stop appropriating the culture of genuine hapless fathers to further his own political ends. ‘You just can’t blithely identify as a daggy dad if… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Rumoured To Have Joined Jeff Bezos In Space

  By theunozblog on 21/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister for NSW Scott Morrison has allegedly joined Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos on his space ship Blue Origin on it’s maiden journey to space. ”Whilst we can’t confirm or deny that our dear Leader has made the monumental journey… Read More ›

• Village People Covers Band Devastated By Lockdown Of Construction Workers

  By theunozblog on 20/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW-based Village People covers band The Macho Men have been devastated this week, after the NSW Government implemented a ban on all construction workers. ”Mate, this is just devastating,” said the group’s Policeman. ”Already we have lost so much work… Read More ›

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