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• Nation Wonders What Piece Of Crap Bunnings Project PM Has Spent The Last 5 Days On

  By theunozblog on 08/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  With NSW plunged into an extra week of lockdown, Australians have been left to wonder what piece of crap Bunnings project the PM has been working on during the last 5 days, during which the nation has heard nothing from… Read More ›

• ScoMo Honours NAIDOC Week By Going Walkabout

  By theunozblog on 07/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he intends to honour NAIDOC week by going walkabout, until the current Covid crisis in his home state of NSW is over. ”Scott feels that it’s time for him… Read More ›

• Laming, Porter And Joyce To Advise The PM On How To Relate To Women

  By theunozblog on 06/07/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  Following news of a collapse in polling amongst female voters, Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has moved quickly to appoint a panel of Andrew Laming, Christian Porter and Barnaby Joyce to advise him on how to relate to women…. Read More ›

• ScoMo’s 12 Step Plan To Save Australia

  By theunozblog on 05/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  G’day Australia it’s old mate ScoMo here, writing to you from lockdown in Kirribilli. After a busy weekend of taking photos and cooking curries with Jen and the Girls I had a bit of time to get around to knocking… Read More ›

• Gladys Prioritises Vaccines For Problem Gamblers

  By theunozblog on 05/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier and Australia’s ruby standard when it comes to handling the Covid crisis Gladys Berejiklian has demanded that problem gamblers be prioritised for vaccination ASAP. ”We need to get the State up and running and to do that we… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Gladys To Open Everything Up As He Has Photos To Take At Bunnings

  By theunozblog on 02/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has ordered NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian to end the lockdown so that he can get down to Bunnings and take some photos. ”The PM has been cooped up in the Lodge for… Read More ›

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