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• Police To Investigate PM’s Disappearance After He Goes A Day Without Posting A Promo Photo

  By theunozblog on 01/07/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Federal Police (AFP) have been called in to investigate the Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s disappearance after the PM has gone a whole day without posting a photo of himself onto social media. ”We are concerned that the PM… Read More ›

• ScoMo Sends Lil’ Danny Tehan To Chat To The Bikies About Scoring Some Vacc

  By theunozblog on 30/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has asked his colleague little Danny Tehan to get on the blower and have a chat with the local bikie gangs about scoring up a couple of million doses of vaccine. ”In… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Australia That There’s Enough Thoughts And Prayers For Everybody

  By theunozblog on 29/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has moved to reassure angry and anxious Australians that whilst the Nation may be short of vaccines the country is overflowing with thoughts and prayers. ”I know people are a bit frustrated… Read More ›

• ScoMo Defends Barnaby’s Reputation With Women: ”He’s Impregnated 2 Of Them”

  By theunozblog on 25/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has hit the media trail to defend his deputy (for now) Barnaby Joyce’s reputation with Women, telling all who will listen that Barnaby is great with Women, as he’s fathered 4 and impregnated 2. ”I know a… Read More ›

• Victoria Facing A Massive Outbreak Of Schadenfreude

  By theunozblog on 24/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The State of Victoria is facing a massive outbreak of schadenfreude. The outbreak occurred in the same week that the state of NSW had an explosion of Covid cases with near lockdown restrictions enforced. ”To the people of NSW I… Read More ›

• Rinehart Calls Joyce The Best Retail Politician That Money Can Buy

  By theunozblog on 23/06/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s wealthiest person Gina Rinehart has described the current deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce as the best retail politician that money can buy. ”Gina is a very big fan of Barnaby Joyce,” said a source that works very closely with… Read More ›

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