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• Christensen Orders PM To Open Up The Borders Or Extend Job Keeper To The Philippines

  By theunozblog on 12/05/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the PM to either open up the borders or extend Australia’s Job Keeper program to the Philippines. ”This budget doesn’t do enough for the fine people of the Philippines,” said the… Read More ›

• Budget tipped to include $1.2 Billion Increase To PM’s Promo Photo Spending

  By theunozblog on 10/05/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Tuesday’s Federal Budget is tipped to reveal a $1.2 billion dollar increase in spending for the PM’s official photo budget, with $500 million of that to go towards purchasing new hi-vis for Mr. Morrison. ”This is a budget that will… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Gladys That There’ll Be No Mask Wearing In Bunnings This Weekend

  By theunozblog on 07/05/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian that there’ll be no compulsory wearing of masks in Bunnings this weekend. ”Gladys and her team are the ruby standard when it comes to handling the… Read More ›

• Slats To Replace Albo As Opposition Leader So Albo Can Focus On His DJing

  By theunozblog on 06/05/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  The Labor party is tipped to announce later this week that former Test cricketer turned Commentator Michael Slater will replace Anthony Albanese as Opposition leader as Albo looks to go back and focus on his Djing. ”Albo’s heart has never… Read More ›

• ScoMo Offers To Sit Down With Indian Australians And Smoke The Old Peace Pipe

  By theunozblog on 05/05/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has reached out to Australia’s Indian community and offered to sit down with their Chiefs and smoke the old peace pipe. ”I know there is a lot of angst out there over… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Bolt I’m Not Racist But…….

  By theunozblog on 04/05/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has reached out to avid blogger Andrew Bolt to tell him that he’s not racist but, he feels that we need less people from India in the country. The move came after Bolt took… Read More ›

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