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• ScoMo Denies Being Racist As He Loves To Cook Up A Curry

  By theunozblog on 03/05/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has denied claims that he and his Government were racist towards Indian people by telling everyone how much he loves to cook up a curry and some ScoMosas. ”It’s easy these days to throw… Read More ›

• Gladys Tells NSW To Start Spending More on The Pokies Or Else She’ll Sell Their Toys

  By theunozblog on 30/04/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW to start shelling out more of their pay packets on the pokies or else she will start selling off their toys. ”The people of NSW need to realise that the Government… Read More ›

• ScoMo Tells Those Wishing To Get Vaccinated To Learn To Throw A Javelin

  By theunozblog on 29/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has told all Australians that wish to be vaccinated to learn to throw a javelin and try and qualify for the Olympics in order to get a jab. ”Look, it’s simple – if you… Read More ›

• ScoMo Secures 20 Million Gideon’s Bibles To Supplement Slow Vaccine Rollout

  By theunozblog on 28/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has moved to reassure the nation that he has managed to secure a steady supply of Gideon’s bibles to keep the population occupied until the vaccine arrives. ”Rest assured Australia, your old mate ScoMo… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton Calls For The Immediate Banning Of Potato Peelers

  By theunozblog on 27/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has called for the immediate banning in Australia of the humble potato peeler. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts, my job is to make the country a safe place for all Liberal-voting… Read More ›

• Colleagues Chip In To Buy Christensen A Gold Ping Pong Ball For His Retirement

  By theunozblog on 23/04/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The member for Manila George Christensen’s colleagues have done a whip around and purchased the retiring MP a golden ping pong ball to commemorate his time in parliament. ”What an amazing gift, I tell you this is going straight to… Read More ›

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