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• Michaelia Cash Promises A New Whiteboard For Every Court Room In Her New Role As Attorney General

  By theunozblog on 04/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s new acting Attorney General Michaelia Cash has promised to deliver a brand new white board to every court room in the country as part of her plan to make court rooms safer space for the accused. “Court rooms are… Read More ›

• Federal Police Asked To Investigate Attorney General Christian Porter’s Disappearance

  By theunozblog on 03/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Federal Police have been called in to investigate the disappearance of Attorney General Christian Porter who has not been seen or heard from since last Friday. ”At this stage we are treating this as a missing persons case,” said… Read More ›

• Barnaby Asks The PM If Now’s A Good Time To Talk About Overturning The Bonk Ban

  By theunozblog on 02/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if now is a good time to talk about overturning the so called parliamentary bonk ban. ”I know there’s a few unsavoury things happening around Canberra at the moment,”… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Declares That All Of His Cabinet Is Indeed Spartacus

  By theunozblog on 01/03/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came after an historical allegation against one his cabinet accusing them of indeed being Spartcaus. ”What can… Read More ›

• The Dark Lord Prepares For His Yearly Smile As He Spots A Weakened PM

  By theunozblog on 26/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  The Dark Lord Peter Dutton has been seen practicing smiling in the hallways of Parliament house, with those close saying it’s in preparation of taking down the weakened PM Scott Morrison. ”The Dark Lord has come very close in the… Read More ›

• PM Who’s Wife Had To Remind Him He Had 2 Daughters In Order To Understand Empathy Guest Of Honour At International Women’s Day Event

  By theunozblog on 25/02/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  A week after telling the nation how his wife had to remind him that he had two daughters in order to empathise with a victim of sexual assault, Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been invited as a guest… Read More ›

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