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• ScoMo Tries To Address ‘Work Environment’ By Adding A Table Tennis Table To The Break Room

  By theunozblog on 17/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has this week added a table tennis table to the Parliamentary break room in an effort to address the negative work environment that is emanating out of Parliament House. ”The events of this week… Read More ›

• PM Tells Liberals To Stop Screwing Each Other And Instead Focus On Screwing The Voters

  By theunozblog on 16/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and instead focus on the job at hand of screwing over the Australian people. ”What happened yesterday was… Read More ›

• Australians Must Provide Proof That They Voted Liberal Before Being Vaccinated

  By theunozblog on 15/02/2021 • ( 1 )

  

  The Government has announced that any Australians wishing to receive a Covid 19 vaccination must provide proof that they voted for the Liberals at the last election. ”My Government is committed to making sure that all Australians who voted Liberal… Read More ›

• MP’s Lobby ScoMo To Ease The Bonk Ban For Valentine’s Day

  By theunozblog on 12/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Coalition MP’s have been making a bee line to the Prime Minister’s office in an effort to get him to ease the so-called bonk-ban which prevents Ministers and their staffers from having sexual relations. ”Come on Scotty mate, let’s end… Read More ›

• Greg Hunt Calls For All ABC Staff To Be Branded With Liberal Party Logos

  By theunozblog on 11/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt has written to ABC Chairperson Ita Buttrose to demand that all ABC staff are branded with Liberal party logos before broadcasting live to the nation. ”It’s time those lefties at the ABC show a bit… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Tells NSW That If They Want To Be Vaccinated Move To A Liberal Voting Electorate

  By theunozblog on 09/02/2021 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys ‘Shredder’ Berejiklian has told the people of NSW that if they wish to be vaccinated against the corona virus then they’d best make sure they live in a Liberal voting electorate. ”I won’t apologise for the fact… Read More ›

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