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• Christensen Demands That The PM Get The Jets To Manila And Bring The Capital’s Ping Pong Team Back To Him

  By theunozblog on 27/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing deploy the air force to the Philippines and bring the Manilla girls ping pong team to Mackay. ”Scotty made a promise to all Australians… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing: 10 Iconic Buildings That I Want To Pose Next To

  By theunozblog on 26/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  As I sit here in isolation at the Lodge with only my 16 personal photographers and 40 strong team of media advisors to keep me company, I have a lot of time to ponder what I want to achieve as… Read More ›

• Exclusive Extract: George Pell’s Prison Journal

  By theunozblog on 25/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on you need to seek out the biggest person in… Read More ›

• Aunty Gladys Orders NSW Residents To Give Their Local Property Developer A Wristy

  By theunozblog on 24/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to offer their local property developer a wristy, to say thank you for all they’ve done for the State. ”Being a property developer is hard work or so my friend… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Calls Up Porter To Tell Him About A Vending Machine He Saw In Japan

  By theunozblog on 20/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has arrived home from Japan to tell all his mates and colleagues about all the weird things that he saw over there, including a vending machine that dispenses worn women’s underwear. “I must say… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Orders NSW Businesses To Pay Staff Wages In Gold Coins

  By theunozblog on 19/11/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all businesses that operate in the State to start paying their employees in gold coins rather than doing so electronically. ”It breaks my heart that in the great State of NSW people are being… Read More ›

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