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• Trump Tipped To Announce New VP Hulk Hogan To Help Fight Kamala

  By theunozblog on 13/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Rumours are swirling around Washington this week that American President Donald Trump will replace his Vice-President Mike Pence, with former Wrestler Hulk Hogan in an effort to counter his rival, Joe Biden’s announcement that he will run with Kamala. ”When… Read More ›

• Australians To Vote On Which PMs Will Front New Mount Rushmore Style Monument To Be Carved Into Uluru

  By theunozblog on 12/08/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  The Morrison Government is currently drafting legislation for a plebiscite to be held later this year which will allow Australians to vote on which former Prime Ministers will be carved into Uluru, as an homage to the United States’ Mount… Read More ›

• Shire Dad Annoyed That “The Oils” Have Gone All Political

  By theunaustralianblog on 11/08/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  A Shire dad is totally dismayed that his favourite band from the 1980s Midnight Oil have gone all woke with their new release “Gadigal Land”. “Mate what happened to the Oils, they used to do really cool rockers like “US… Read More ›

• Man Who Posted Lots Of Parkour Videos Ten Years Ago Gingerly Moves Walker Over Small Hump In Footpath

  By theunozblog on 10/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  A man who posted thousands of YouTube videos of himself doing acrobatic parkour stunts at major world landmarks back in 2010 was seen painfully trying to get his walking frame past a slight rise in the footpath yesterday. “HURTS… EVERYTHING… Read More ›

• Dutton Calls For Journalists Who Dare Question Border Force To Be Sent To Re-Education Camps

  By theunozblog on 07/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has called upon journalists who dare to question either him or his minions over at Australian Border Force to be sent to re-education camps so that they can understand how things now… Read More ›

• Malcolm Roberts Demands That the Government Funds Sovereign Citizens’ Backyard Bunkers

  By theunozblog on 06/08/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nations’ leading scientific mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has called upon the Morrison Government to make funding available to those sovereign citizens who wish to build a backyard bunker as part of their doomsday preparations. ”For too long my fellow… Read More ›

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