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• Journalism Students Told To Sleep With Barnaby If They Want To Work In The Industry

  By theunozblog on 27/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Aspiring journalists have been told that instead of university or TAFE, they should instead consider sleeping with the Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce to progress their journalistic careers. “The days of cadet-ships and graduate positions are over, as newspapers… Read More ›

• Murdoch Pissed To Only Receive $10 Million Of The Government’s 90 Billion Spend

  By theunozblog on 24/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Media mogul and American citizen Rupert Murdoch is reportedly extremely pissed at the Morrison Government after his pay TV network Foxtel only received $10 million dollars of the Governments 90 billion dollar spend. ”Mr Murdoch is definitely  not happy and… Read More ›

• PM Panics After Learning Cormann Did The Numbers For The Budget

  By theunozblog on 23/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison is said to be panicked after learning that the numbers that Treasurer Josh Frydenburg will announce later today as part of his budget update were calculated by the Finance Minister Matthias Cormann. ”This is… Read More ›

• ScoMo Announces That Parliament Will No Longer Sit On Rainy Days

  By theunozblog on 22/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison has announced that, in solidarity with the nation’s tradies, parliament will no longer sit on days with inclement weather. ”We’re all in this together, so I have made the decision that if it’s a… Read More ›

• Kelly Gang Commended For Wearing Masks

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Dan Andrews has praised outlaw Ned Kelly and his gang for following the correct mask wearing protocol while going about their business of robbing banks and ranging about in the bush. “I watched the video Ned put up on YouTube… Read More ›

• “Zoom? What’s Zoom?” Says Bloke Who Cancelled Parliament

  By theunozblog on 20/07/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Prime Minister Scott Morrison has reacted with befuddlement when asked if parliament could be run via Zoom. After spending two weekends watching footy and sinking beers, Morrison announced that they would suspend Parliament due to the threat of coronavirus. Whilst… Read More ›

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