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• Dutton In Hiding After Learning Of Bill Gates’ Plan To Chip Humans

  By theunozblog on 20/07/2020 • ( 1 )

  

  Australia’s Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton is reportedly in hiding after hearing the rumours surrounding Microsoft founder Bill Gates’ plan to chip human beings. “Peter is very nervous about potentially being chipped,” said a Spokesperson. “Normally the Minister… Read More ›

• Christensen Demands QLD Premier Open Up The State’s Borders To South East Asia

  By theunozblog on 17/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded Queensland Premier Anastacia Palacaszcuk open up the State’s borders to South East Asia so that Queenslanders can get back to their normal everyday lives. “This Premier is on a power… Read More ›

• BREAKING: Dutton Reported Missing Federal Police Searching All Potato Processing Plants

  By theunozblog on 16/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Minister for the dark arts Peter Dutton has been reported missing by the Nation’s media with the Federal Police called in to search all potato processing plants in the country. “We haven’t heard from Minister Dutton for a couple of… Read More ›

• Channel 7’s Sunrise Launches #NotAllKarens Campaign

  By theunozblog on 15/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  In an attempt to stem the unjust and sweeping anti-white racist rhetoric of ‘Ok Karen,’ the racially and economically diverse panel on Channel 7’s Sunrise show have launched the “#NotAllKarens” campaign this week. “The campaign is to tackle the slew… Read More ›

• Berejiklian Calls For NSW Residents To Say A Prayer And Spare A Dollar For The Star Casino

  By theunozblog on 14/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called on all NSW residents to say a prayer for their local casino and to also spare a dollar or a pay check to put through the Star’s pokie machines when they reopen. “We expected… Read More ›

• Scotty From Marketing Hopes His Trip To The Footy Inspires Victorians In Lockdown

  By theunozblog on 13/07/2020 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has extended his well wishes to those in Victoria currently in lockdown and he hopes that they will take inspiration from his trip over the weekend to the footy to watch his beloved Cronulla Sharks…. Read More ›

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