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• Hanson Threatens To Urinate On The Senate Floor Unless Someone Pays Her Some Attention

  By theunozblog on 22/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s supreme leader Pauline Hanson has thrown a hissy fit in the Senate. Threatening to urinate on the floor unless somebody pays her some attention. The hissy fit followed the failure of the Senate to listen to Pauline Hanson’s… Read More ›

• Bolt Feels For The Children Yet To Be Touched By Pell

  By theunozblog on 22/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  George Pell’s number one cheer leader convicted racist Andrew Bolt has spoken of how he feels that the Cardinal’s jailing will effect so many, particularly the children that Pell has yet to touch. “This is a tragedy for Australia’s youth… Read More ›

• Jones Asks Bosses If It’s Just Women He’s No Longer Allowed To Threaten

  By theunozblog on 20/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  New South Wales’ unofficial Premier radio host Alan Jones has asked his bosses if it’s just women that he is no longer allowed to threaten and whether or not abusing minority groups is still on the table. The query comes… Read More ›

• Coles Announces New Set Of Anti-Terror Minis

  By theunozblog on 19/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  Cole’s supermarkets have announced that it would be adding a new selection to its already popular plastic crap minis range. Coles Spokesperson Richard Slicker told the (un)Australian: “Off the back of the recent attack in Sydney, people have been clamouring to protect their… Read More ›

• Most Popular Book Week Costume “The Super Competitive Mum Who Has To Be Best At Everything”

  By theunaustralianblog on 19/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Characters from the best selling children’s book “The Super Competitive Mum Who Has To Be Best At Everything” are once again the most popular choice of costume for Book Week. “We’re expecting to see heaps of students turning up dressed… Read More ›

• Pro Life Lobby Goes To Sleazy Backyard Parliament To Block Abortion Bill

  By theunaustralianblog on 16/08/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Having been rejected by the legitimate NSW parliament, the anti Abortion lobby has found a dodgy backyard parliament willing to block the bill that intends to decriminalise abortion. “We’ve found a cockroach ridden parliament down a back alley and up… Read More ›

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