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• “I Won’t Be Making That Mistake Again” Vows Dutton As Australia Is Swamped By Boatloads Of Au Pairs

  By theunaustralianblog on 03/09/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Peter Dutton has vowed to never again show any signs of humanity after his last slip up led to Australia being overrun by boatloads of empowered au pairs. “Our streets are infested with dreadlock haired German hippie girls taking babies… Read More ›

• Boris Johnson Shows You Can Achieve Anything With Enough Privilege, Even If You’re Boris Johnson

  By theunozblog on 29/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Despite being Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson has scaled to great heights that would be impossible for any human being who was Boris Johnson minus all the bits of Boris Johnson involving extreme, unearned privilege. Despite being an empty vessel of… Read More ›

• Greens Refuse Chinese Donation In Single Use Plastic Bag

  By theunozblog on 28/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Greens have today told ICAC that they flat out refused to take money from Chinese donors after they were approached by a person carrying a single use plastic bag full of cash. “It’s just not on for someone in… Read More ›

• Hanson Calls On The Government To Nuke The Drought

  By theunozblog on 27/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Pauline Hanson has taken time out from her new hobby of sliding down famous Australian landmarks to demand that the Prime Minister do something for the farmers like nuking the drought. “It’s about time this Government did something for the… Read More ›

• Human Excrement Levels Atop Uluru At Dangerously Toxic Levels

  By theunozblog on 26/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Experts have warned that the level of human excrement on the sacred site of Uluru is reaching potentially toxic levels. The warning comes after human excrement was filmed sliding down the side of the monolith by a camera crew from A… Read More ›

• Study Finds That People Who Eat Kit Kats Without Breaking The Fingers Are Likely Psychopaths

  By theunozblog on 23/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  After the recent terror attack on the streets of Sydney, the Federal Government announced a new study to be conducted by the CSIRO to discover tell-tale signs of possible future psychopaths.  Talking exclusively to the (un)Australian, Head Boffin at the CSIRO… Read More ›

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