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• Known Misogynist Says Something Misogynistic, Sponsors Unfazed

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Known misogynist Alan Jones has again said something misogynistic this time aimed at New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Mr Jones, 78 of Circular Quay called upon Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison to force a sock down Miss Ardern’s throat…. Read More ›

• Hanson Orders Ashby To Hit Up The National Milk Crate Association For Some Cash

  By theunozblog on 15/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  One Nation’s dear leader Pauline Hanson has ordered her adviser James Ashby to seek out the National Milk Crate Association (NMCA) and see if they have any cash they could donate to the party. “When Pauline saw the horrific events… Read More ›

• NSW Government To Fast track Building Of Giant Milk Crate Sculpture In Sydney

  By theunozblog on 14/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The NSW Government has announced that not only is it taking it’s plan to build a giant milk crate sculpture off of the scrap heap but it will now fast track the construction with an aim for the sculpture to… Read More ›

• Alan Jones Calls For The White Australia Policy To Be Applied To All Sportsmen

  By theunozblog on 13/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Wallabies Coach Alan ‘I’m on radio’ Jones has called upon the Australian Government to bring back the White Australia Policy when it comes to athletes representing the country. “We can’t have these type of people like the Ben Simmons’… Read More ›

• Local Coke Dealers Resent Cross Fit Gyms Taking Away Their Clients

  By theunozblog on 12/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Local Cocaine dealers are up in arms after a number of their usual clients have turned their backs on them in favour of joining a cross fit gym. “Ah look mate it’s just not right you know,” said a dealer… Read More ›

• Guy Who Hasn’t Changed His Bong Water For 6 Years Worried The Chemicals In Detergent Are Poisoning Him

  By theunozblog on 09/08/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Shayne Fraser, a 38-year-old part-time IT consultant from Byron, has real concerns about whether the chemicals they put in everyday cleaning products like dish washing detergent are poisoning us all. “I dunno man, I just don’t trust that shit,” Mr… Read More ›

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