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• Big Bad Wolf Urges Three Little Pigs To Buy Sydney Apartment Block

  By theunaustralianblog on 26/07/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Big Bad Wolf has strongly advised the Three Little Pigs to invest in an off the plan apartment in a new Sydney development built entirely out of straw. “The plans for the block have been passed by the same… Read More ›

• Police Treat Margaret Fulton’s Death As Suspicious As The Competition To Be A Masterchef Judge Heats Up

  By theunozblog on 25/07/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Police have confirmed that they are treating the death of 94 year old culinary icon Margaret Fulton as suspicious. They believe that Fulton may have been targeted by a fellow chef as she was seen as a potential front runner… Read More ›

• ScoMo Says That With Abbott Gone No One In His Party Will Go Nuclear

  By theunozblog on 24/07/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Prime Minister ScoMo has assured the public that with Tony Abbott now out of parliament no one in his party has any plans to go nuclear. “Look I know there’s been a bit of talk about going nuclear but I… Read More ›

• Slow News Week Leads News Corp To Prod Dutton To Challenge ScoMo For The Leadership

  By theunozblog on 18/07/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  A slow news week has lead to the team behind Australia’s largest satirical news network News Corp to prod the Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton to consider challenging his colleague Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison for the leadership. “Sometimes when… Read More ›

• Pollie Pedal Riders Unable To Shake Off Pursuing Abbott

  By theunozblog on 17/07/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Riders in this year’s Pollie Pedal ride fundraiser have set a cracking pace as they rode to shake off a pursuant Tony Abbott. Who is trying to join the ride despite no longer being a pollie. “It’s really awkward Tony… Read More ›

• Sky News After Dark Demands To Be Recognised In The Constitution Or Actually Anywhere

  By theunozblog on 16/07/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Sky News After Dark the niche alt-right element of the Sky News network has called on the Government to recognise them in the constitution and has also called on the general public to well actually recognise them and perhaps tune… Read More ›

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