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George Christensen Asks Constituents If They Want Anything From Duty Free

By theunozblog on 28/06/2019 • ( 0 )

The National Party’s member for Manila George Christensen has sent a Facebook message to all his constituents in the seat of Dawson to ask if they would like him to grab them anything from duty free as he makes his… Read More ›
“We Had No Idea Homophobia Existed Till Folau Tweet” Says Oblivious Gay Community

By theunaustralianblog on 27/06/2019 • ( 0 )

Australia’s gay community has been gobsmacked to learn that some sectors of the rest of society don’t like them very much after reading a tweet from rugby player Israel Folau that suggests they may go to hell if they don’t… Read More ›
Malcolm Roberts Calls His Tailor To Order Half A Dozen New Tin-Foil Suits

By theunozblog on 26/06/2019 • ( 0 )

Senator-elect Malcolm Roberts has celebrated his impending return to Canberra by calling his tailor to order half-a-dozen new tin-foil suits. “They say suits maketh the man well half-a-dozen new tin foil suits should turn me into six new men,” said… Read More ›
Column: Gina Rinehart’s Guide To Being A Cook

By theunozblog on 25/06/2019 • ( 0 )

To celebrate the launch of her brand new cookbook, Things We Love, The (un)Australian has reached out to prominent West Australian Gina Rinehart and offered her a weekly cooking column. When the people behind The (un)Australian reached out to me to gather… Read More ›
Katter Launches GoFundMe Campaign To Punch Out A Crocodile

By theunozblog on 25/06/2019 • ( 0 )

Benevolent Queensland Senator, Bob Katter, has launched a GoFundMe campaign to raise money in support of his upcoming battle against a Queensland crocodile. “Well after it worked for Archbishop Folau”, stated a spirited Katter, “I knew the Aussie people would… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Australian Conservatives Parliamentary Achievements

By theunozblog on 24/06/2019 • ( 0 )

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