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• Dutton Asks Solicitor General About The Legalities Of Staging A Military Coup

  By theunozblog on 24/06/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has written to the Solicitor General asking about the legalities of staging a military coup in Australia. “As Minister for Home Affairs my duty is to ensure all Australians are safe, secure and… Read More ›

• “Let Me Through, I’m A Wellness Blogger” Says Useless Bloke At Accident Scene

  By theunozblog on 21/06/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  An absolute waste of atoms has heroically pushed his way through the crowd at the site of a horrific accident to administer some wellness to the seriously injured victim. “Stand aside everyone, I’m a qualified wellness blogger,” said grade a… Read More ›

• Medieval Peasant Soldiers On At Work Despite Bad Case Of Bubonic Plague

  By theunozblog on 20/06/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  A medieval peasant is continuing to soldier on at work with a heavy dose of bubonic plague despite being urged to take a few days off by his boss and fellow workers. “I noticed on Friday afternoon that Gary was… Read More ›

• Parents Given 10 Year Jail Sentence For Taking Pram To Vivid

  By theunaustralianblog on 18/06/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  A judge has sentenced a Sydney couple to 10 years hard labour for the crime of “Being A Thoroughly Entitled Dickhead” after they brought a pram to the annual Festival of Being Crushed in a Crowd, popularly known as “Vivid”…. Read More ›

• Queensland Announces New Tourist Attraction Grand Canyon 2.0

  By theunozblog on 14/06/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The Queensland Government has this week announced that they will be launching a new tourist attraction the Grand Canyon 2.0 which will be located in the Galilee basin. “What an exciting time to be a Queenslander,” said Premier Anastacia Palaszcuk…. Read More ›

• Government To Issue Every Australian School Student With A Commemorative Lump Of Coal

  By theunozblog on 13/06/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Government has announced plans to issue all Australian School students with a commemorative lump of coal to celebrate the Morrison Government’s re-election. “We are so blessed in this country to have resources a plenty so why not give… Read More ›

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