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• NSW Premier Apologises For Not Asking Alan Jones How High When He Told Her To Jump Recently

  By theunozblog on 12/06/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has issued a grovelling apology to radio shock jock Alan Jones after she failed to ask him how high when he demanded she jump for him. “Alan Jones is a great citizen and a font of… Read More ›

• Dutton Demands The ABC Rework Q&A So That It’s Just A

  By theunozblog on 11/06/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has demanded that the national broadcaster the ABC rework their popular show, Q&A to remove the Q portion of the show and simply have it be all about the A. “I think for too long… Read More ›

• Barnaby Asks The AFP To Raid A Few Offices And Find Him A Couple Of Good Sorts

  By theunozblog on 07/06/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Special Envoy for the Man Drought Barnaby Joyce has called upon the Australian Federal Police to raid a few offices and wrangle him up a couple of good sorts who would be able to ‘work’ under him. “Since Vicki… Read More ›

• Peter Dutton To Launch New Young People’s Initiative The Dutton Youth

  By theunozblog on 06/06/2019 • ( 2 )

  

  The MInister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has announced that he is looking at solving the youth unemployment problem with the launch of his new initiative, the Dutton youth. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Dark Lord explained the thinking behind… Read More ›

• AFP Tells Sky News That They Don’t Rate High Enough To Warrant Being Raided

  By theunozblog on 06/06/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Australian Federal Police have told the Sky News network that their ratings are just not high enough to warrant them being raided. “Look we just can’t go around raiding everyone, well at least not until we got more funding… Read More ›

• AFP Raids Matthias Cormann’s Office In Search For Dodgy Calculator

  By theunozblog on 05/06/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The Australian Federal Police has raided Minister for Finance Matthias Cormann’s parliamentary office in what insiders are claiming is a search to locate the dodgy calculator that the Senator used to calculate the numbers for the Minister for the Dark… Read More ›

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