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• Boos For David Warner All Coming From Rest Of Australian Team

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/06/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Alarmed team officials have confirmed that all the loud booing that David Warner received during Australia’s opening game at the ICC Cricket World Cup emanated from the other players on the Australian team. “The English fans in the crowd were… Read More ›

• Didgeridoo Finds Permanent Home In Rear Of Danish Garage

  By theunozblog on 04/06/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  After being carefully nurtured through a nine month tour of Australia in a tube of bubble wrap, a didgeridoo has at last been settled into its final resting place up the back of some garage in Copenhagen. “Nothing says I’m… Read More ›

• Experts Say Aussies Still Way Behind America In ‘Electing Nuts’ Stakes

  By theunozblog on 31/05/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  With the final election results for Australia’s 2019 Elections in, it has become apparent that Australia has yet again come in second to the United States when voting for crazy extremists who couldn’t actually care less about the people of… Read More ›

• Doctors Fear Vaping Is Re-Normalising Being A Wanker Amongst Young People

  By theunozblog on 31/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Medical authorities have warned that the popularity of e-cigarettes is leading to a resurgence of wankerhood amongst young users, winding back decades of anti wankerness campaigning. “The evidence is overwhelming that vaping is a gateway to riding around the city… Read More ›

• Shrinking Wagon Wheels Prove The Universe Is Contracting, Say Physicists

  By theunozblog on 30/05/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The shrinking size of Wagon Wheels is proof that the universe has stopped expanding, according to Nobel Prize winning physicists working at the Hadron Collider. “Judging by the relative width and thickness of Wagon Wheels, we speculate that the universe… Read More ›

• Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Celebrate Alan Jones Signing New 2 Year Contract

  By theunozblog on 29/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s defamation lawyers have broken out the champagne to celebrate radio shock jock Alan Jones signing a new 2 year deal to host his ratings topping show on network 2GB. “What a relief it is that Alan will go around… Read More ›

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