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• Dutton Confident That He Has The Numbers To Roll Morrison

  By theunozblog on 28/05/2019 • ( 4 )

  

  Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that he is quietly confident that he has the numbers to mount a successful leadership challenge against Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison. “Peter has been in a great mood… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Outed As One Of Sky News’ 7 Viewers

  By theunozblog on 27/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Special Envoy for the Drought Barnaby Joyce has revealed to the world that he is indeed one of Sky News’ 7 viewers. The reveal came after backbencher Joyce tweeted the network to thank them for letting him know he… Read More ›

• Christensen Calls For Increased NBN Funding So He Can Skype Into Parliament From Manilla

  By theunozblog on 24/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The Morrison Government’s Member for Manilla George Christensen has called on his colleagues to find extra funding for the NBN so that he would be able to Skype into parliament directly from the Philippines. “I’ve tried in the past to… Read More ›

• Barnaby Joyce Demands To Be Appointed Minister For Affairs Both Home And Foreign

  By theunozblog on 23/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Former Special Envoy For The Drought Barnaby Joyce has demanded Prime Minister Scott Morrison include him in his cabinet reshuffle by naming him the Minister for Affairs both Home and Foreign. “Look no one in parliament has the same level… Read More ›

• Dutton Tipped To Be Named Minister For Strangling Puppies In ScoMo’s Cabinet Reshuffle

  By theunozblog on 22/05/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton is tipped to be the big winner in Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison’s cabinet reshuffle with insiders speculating he may pick up the new Ministry for strangling puppies. “Peter has played a big role… Read More ›

• Nation’s Satirists Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Coalition Returns To Power

  By theunaustralianblog on 21/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s political satirists breathed a collective sigh of relief as the implications of Scott Morrison’s surprise election win started to hit home. “Engadine Maccas, Peter Dutton’s uncanny resemblance to a King Edward potato, Barnaby Joyce being Barnaby Joyce… we’ve still… Read More ›

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