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• The (un)Australian’s Election Predictions

  By theunozblog on 17/05/2019 • ( 1 )

  

  The big day is almost here. The sausages are defrosting, the cakes are being iced and the entire Nation breathes a sigh of relief that they will no longer be receiving unauthorised text messages from a C Palmer of Brisbane…. Read More ›

• ScoMo Pledges To Neck A Yard Glass Of Macca’s Coke In Honour Of Bob Hawke

  By theunozblog on 17/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Scott Morrison has pledged to take some time out in his final days campaigning as Prime Minister to neck a yard glass of Macca’s coke as a tribute to former Prime Minister Bob Hawke. “I know a lot of Australian’s… Read More ›

• Australia’s Coke Dealers Call For A Bail Out Package Following The Implementation Of The Election Advertising Blackout

  By theunozblog on 16/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Australia’s coke dealers have called on which ever party wins Saturday’s election to put together a bail out package for the struggling industry following the implementation of the election advertising blackout. “Mate last week everything was gravy, old mate Palmer… Read More ›

• Australia’s Environment Minister Finally Found At The Bottom Of The Mariana Trench

  By theunozblog on 15/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Deep sea divers exploring the deepest part of the ocean, the Mariana trench have come across an unexpected item, Australia’s Environment Minister Melissa Price. “We were on the lookout for unusual creatures or objects but we didn’t expect to see… Read More ›

• Christensen Pissed That Palmer Can Go To Fiji But He Can’t Visit Manila Till After The Election

  By theunozblog on 14/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  The National parties member for Manila George Christensen has complained bitterly to his party leader Michael McCormack that it’s not fair that Clive Palmer is allowed to travel to Fiji yet he is unable to visit the Philippines until after… Read More ›

• News Corp Orders Its Columnists To Sharpen Their Crayons And Bring Down Bill Shorten

  By theunozblog on 14/05/2019 • ( 0 )

  

  News Corp editors have sent out an order to their columnists to sharpen their crayons and bring down Opposition leader Bill Shorten before Saturday’s election. “I don’t care what they write, I just want as many anti-Bill Shorten articles that… Read More ›

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