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• Police Issue “Run, Hide, Tell” Alert To One Nation Candidates

  By theunaustralianblog on 05/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Police have sent a message to the mobile phones of all prospective candidates of Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party advising them to run as fast as they can away from the Queensland senator, to hide their cars from Rod Culleton… Read More ›

• Tony Abbott Urges ASIO To Name The ABC As A Terrorist Group

  By theunaustralianblog on 02/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Tony Abbott has openly criticised ASIO director-general Duncan Lewis for pussyfooting around and not addressing the terrorist threat posed by the ABC. “I’ve read every holy book from all the great religions and only the ABC Charter specifically includes the… Read More ›

• Hogwarts Cuts Muggle Scholarships After Losing Gonski 2.0 Funding

  By theunaustralianblog on 01/06/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  The top private school in the wizarding sector has been forced to raise fees and stop awarding free education to selected muggles after having its funding dramatically cut under the governments new needs-based Gonski 2.0 program. “Those plants with human… Read More ›

• How One Millennial Flipped The Script — And Built A House Entirely From Used Avocado Peel

  By Carlo Sands on 01/06/2017 • ( 2 )

  

  It is a truth long considered incontestable: today’s younger generation can either choose to eat all the smashed avocado their greedy, youthful stomach’s’ desire, or they can choose to buy a house. But in an inspiring example to his “brunch-obsessed”… Read More ›

• Healthy Harold Stumbles Out Of Club At 4am After Celebrating Funding Restoration

  By theunaustralianblog on 31/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Much loved health education mascot Healthy Harold has been arrested after a long night bingeing on alcoholic shots, donuts and illicit drugs following the news that his planned budget cut has been reversed. “We were following up reports that a… Read More ›

• Orangutans Escape Perth Zoo To Join Ginger Pride Rally

  By theunaustralianblog on 30/05/2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Two escaped orangutans have been returned to their enclosure at the Perth Zoo after briefly breaking loose in hopes of making their way to the east coast in time to join next year’s Ginger Pride Rally. “They wanted to show… Read More ›

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